Quotes and Sayings

[Jaden]

What are your favorite silly quotes, odd sayings, and wacky proverbs, heard recently or not?

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."

And the one in my signature is another \/\/\/\/
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[Enigma]

One quote I liked was/is

It's action that makes us heroes. Or villains. -The Halo Effect

It made me chuckle because every time we had 'Super Hero Day' at school, I went as "The Enigma: The Super....um...." (Not too much is known about The Enigma. Not even if she's a hero or villain, but rumor has it, she piloted the aircraft in episode #17 of season 5 and #37 in season 13.) <Ok, I made her up...>

"I don't think witchcraft is a religion. I would hope the military officials would take a second look at the decision they made." G.W. Bush (R), as Governor of Texas. Interviewed on ABC's Good Morning America, 1999-JUN-24. He disapproved of Wiccan soldiers being given the same religious rights as others in the military.

"The military should rethink their position. That's not a religion." G.W. Bush, governor of Texas, referring to the Wiccan religion.

Hmmm...Says I

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." The establishment clause in the 1st Amendment of the U.S. constitution.

The defense rests. (The lovely thing about democracy: you can complain about the government as much as you want, but you can't do a thing about it...unless you count voting...I don't. )
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It's action that makes heros. Or villans. ~The Halo Effect

[Rakshiv the Fire Runner]

Here's my mottos for life.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and you make super lemons"
-Clone High, Pricipal Scudworth

also:

"If a person with mulitple personalities threatens suicided, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"Quantam Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of."
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"Everything passes. Joy. Pain. The moment of triumph; the sigh of despair. Nothing lasts forever - not even this..."
-Edge Chronicles, Midnight over Sanctaphrax

[Jaden]

I like those, Fire Runner.
How about this?

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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[VoxDraconis]

I've got a few....

"I make it my policy to date guys I could accidently crush"

"Aim high....even if you only hit a cabbage" - A paralympian whose name I can't remember right now, in reference to the high jump and Jersey walking stick cabbages.

"Skyclad, the only way to fly" - A badge I own

"Witches do it in circles" - Another badge I own

"Instant heathen...Just add mead." - Yet another one of my badges
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[TigressoftheWind]

my classy fav, and it may not be funny, but I love it a lot.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back." -anonymous
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[Jaden]

Heres one I just heard from an answering machine.

Hello, this is _____. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatter, so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker. So leave a message at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as my component particles have been restored to their normal charges.
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[Enigma]