Quotes and Sayings

[Nirvana]

*the men are going to kill me*

It is a woman's world...The men just make things more interesting.

[Jaden]

I love those, Dark.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed fixing anyway.
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[scarletnightdragon]

ok my mom is a grammer freak and she said these

"dont get the wet every where"
(yelling at me for geting water on the floor)

"it is called fecal matter"
(cant ya just call it poop lol )

and this one is the best... she was sleeping and said this...

"yumm good pasta"

i love my mom so much lol
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*yelps* glad to be back!

[Brightscales]

My quotes that keep me going

" Good, better, best never let it rest until your good is better and you better is best."- ( I really don't know who said that)

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration!"
" A man's best friend is a good wife." - Thomas Alva Edison
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END WAR!!! PEACE NOW!!!

[Fury]

quote:
Diamonds are a girl´s best friends.
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The Brave and Daring

Avi by L.Royo

[Daughter of the Celts]

hey...since there is a fun facts post...why not a thread where people place random deep thoughts? just for some laughs! (these were all used from firehotquotes.com and some were my own)
heres some just to start off:

-Why do they put a round pizza in a square box?

-whats better, a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?

-If money doesn't grow on tree's, then why do banks have branches?

-Whos cruel idea was it to make an S in the word lisp?

-There are three words in the english language that end in G-R-Y one is ANGRY one is HUNGRY what is the third?

-If Pro is the opposite of Con then is PROGRESS the opposite of CONGRESS?

-why do they call it "fancy ketchup" if it aint fancy???

-doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

-Where do you get seeds for seedless watermelons?

-Why are high boots considered slutty when they show less skin then any others?

-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-why does the conditioner always seem to run out before the shampoo?

-Why Is It TAHt WHEn GUyS PLay GIrls THerE KnoWN As Pros BUt WHeN GIrLs plaY GUys THerE KNOWn As HOes?

-if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-do woodpeckers get headaches?

-if Wile Cayote could spand all that money and that acme crud, why couldnt he just buy dinner?

-if goofy and pluto are both dogs, then why is goofy the one who can stand and talk?

-who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "hey! im gonna squeeze one of these little dangly things and drink what comes out of it!"

-who was the first person to watch a round white thing come out of a chicken and think, 'maybe that tastes good.'

-why do your parents tell you not to do something when they used to do it when they were younger?

here i'll let you add your own before i take them all. XD
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Now come one come all to this tragic affair!

[Tealeon]

I have a few:

Sephiroth: "D'send, Heartless Angel!" ( His Sin Harvest attack)

Me: "Why is the sun so bright today?"

Ryan (my brother): "Be quiet, you mooni head!" What?
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"Don't mind the tail, he has a mind of his own..."

[QueenOfTheShadows]

One time my little brother was being a little brat and we were hastling him to get off to bed and mom told him "To go pee in the tub and jumpin the toliet." we all split our side over that one.
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