Quotes and Sayings

[Rayadragon]

Cubic Zirconia: Because half of all marriges end in divorce.

Just saw that one posted up in DNA sequencing.
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"People who are easily offended need to be offended more often."
"Do on to others as you would have others do on to you."

[carmillaB]

Frank Iero: "Has Goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? it's a terrifying sight."

Mikey Way:"That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."

Gerard Way:" f*** off, it's meese"

[SilverDragon]

Quotes to live by:

"All things change in time,
the good and the bad."

"To the world, you may be one person
but to one person,
you may be the world"


A quote I made up!

*Two wrongs may never make a right,
but it will keep us human.*


And a cool quote form Gladiator:

"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions. Loyal follower to the true emperor Marcus Aerilius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next."
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*All things change in time,
the good and the bad*

[Ganelon]

No matter how much you shake it off the last drop always lands in your underwear!

They said about beer:

A woman is alot like a beer, they smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one.
Homer Simpson

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Welhelm

Woman talks. Beer doesn' t.
Unknown

If you see a beer, do it a favor, and drink it.
Michael Jackson (every normal man )...

"The government will fall that raises the price of beer."
Czech saying

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?
Jack Nicholson

I work until beer o'clock.
Steven King

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums … give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer. The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer.
Henry Miller

And on the seventh day, God made beer.
Anonymous

You don't like jail? Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
Charles Bukowski
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[Jaden]

Such is the human race, often it seems a shame Noah missed the boat. --Mark Twain
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The salmon sisters: bringers of justice, harbingers of the smelly fish <* )) ><
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[Rayadragon]

Save the whales! Collect the whole set!

Jesus saves by shopping smart and clipping coupons.

All true wisdom is found on t-shirts/bumper stickers.

Try our new low-carb car wash!

(I'm surprized there isn't a bumper sticker out there that says "My other vehicle is also a car")
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"People who are easily offended need to be offended more often."
"Do on to others as you would have others do on to you."

[Jaden]

Im open to opinions, as long as they are my own --Tshirt my boyfrien bought last night

Jesus is coming--look busy! --Bumper Sticker

Some call it stalking. I call it love. -- Bumper Sticker
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The salmon sisters: bringers of justice, harbingers of the smelly fish <* )) ><
---Thanks to Dfangd for my new Avatar--again!!!

[Samariyu]

There's no such thing as middle school drama, only bad acting.
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