Quotes and Sayings

[Rayadragon]

At King David's Ph.D defense:

Malicious witnesses rise up;
they ask me about things I do not know.
They repay me evil for good;
my soul is forlorn.
--Psalm 35:11-12 (NRSV)

(So true it's not funny...)
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"People who are easily offended need to be offended more often."
"Do on to others as you would have others do on to you."

[lost and lonely dragon]

Think like nixon-myself Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and atom bombs-unknown
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When the going gets tough, use grenades.

[Jaden]

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it?

Life was so much easier when boys had cooties...

Snakes can only get you on land, in water, and in the trees. The only way to escape them is in the air. And God hated us enough not to give us wings.
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The salmon sisters: bringers of justice, harbingers of the smelly fish <* )) ><
---Thanks to Dfangd for my new Avatar--again!!!

[Celtore]

(Meh, boys still have cooties. They don't grow out of it, but for the sake of the species, girls just grow up and learn to overlook certain traits.)

"I couldn't get over how much the city smelled like fart."
JoeCapricorn
(Sorry, Joe, had to quote you...too random and funny not to repeat.)

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
Gloria Steinem

"I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's d***ed dangerous." (Sooooo true for me.)
Flan O'Brien

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Dr. Henry Kissinger

"I would have made a good Pope."
Richard Nixon

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Dan Quayle

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W Bush (Duhr?)

"My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
Pablo Picasso

"The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Reagan

"Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
Wilfred Trotter

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein

"The longest word in the english language is the one that follows the phrase, 'And now a word from our sponsor'."
Hal Eaton


Yes, I cheated and used a site I found a long time ago. I couldn't resist posting some of them, though.
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I use logic. Deal with it.

*spins around in circles*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*falls over*

[lost and lonely dragon]

find the elusive, calming center within your mind

find this sacred place and remain there for all eternity,

accept your limitations and be thankful you are not a perfect being,

observe the beauty that lies in peaceful coexistence with each encounter you have today,

go out into the world and seek understanding, create goodness, and rely on the thought that virtuous actions are themselves a reward far greater than any material gain, return to no person evil for evil, protect the weak, con. on next
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When the going gets tough, use grenades.

[lost and lonely dragon]

strengthen the fainthearted, and always, ALWAYS smile. Or I will send the clowns into your dreams........


One battalion at a time
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When the going gets tough, use grenades.

[Hyraxylos]

Cards? When we duel we don't NEED cards! We'll be using Ancient-Egyptian laser beams!!
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The statement below this one is false.
The statement above this one is true.
This statement is false.

[Celtore]

(Hmmm...I wonder where THAT came from...XD)

I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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I use logic. Deal with it.

*spins around in circles*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*falls over*