Quotes and Sayings

[Rayadragon]

"Welcome to the psychiatric hotline! If you are obsessive compulsive, please press 2 repeatedly. If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, the government IS out to get you, so please stay on the line so we can trace your call and come get you."

There's more as well, but I can't remember them anymore ;_;
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"People who are easily offended need to be offended more often."
"Do on to others as you would have others do on to you."

[Jaden]

On an answering machine:
"Welcome to the Suicide Hotline. Please Hold."
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The salmon sisters: bringers of justice, harbingers of the smelly fish <* )) ><
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[Rakshiv the Fire Runner]

I love that, Rayadragon! And the sad thing is, I am paranoid.

"All those who believe in telekenisis, raise my hand."
"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
"Dying is just nature's way of saying, 'Hey! You're not alive anymore!'"
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"Everything passes. Joy. Pain. The moment of triumph; the sigh of despair. Nothing lasts forever - not even this..."
-Edge Chronicles, Midnight over Sanctaphrax

[Jaden]

On a t-shirt I saw at the mall: One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
On another: Caution: I drive like you do!
And on a key-chain: My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
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The salmon sisters: bringers of justice, harbingers of the smelly fish <* )) ><
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[DarkDragon]

The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer. - U.S. Navy Seabees

Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'

If you find yourself in a fair fight you didn't plan your mission properly!

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

Incoming fire has the right of way.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
-An Irish toast

[albvan]

These are from my land:
"You picked the wrong number, we don't have a phone at all."
"I was irresolute before. Or maybe I wasn't ?!"
"I would like to die peacefully and dreaming, like my grandfather, not screaming nad panicing, like other people in his bus."
"Who laughs last... has the slowest brain."
"Children are our greatest fortune. We expect a good export this year too."
"I didn't notice my wife was choking. Her screaming was usual."
"I can resist everything, except temptation."
"Iwillkilltheguywhostolethespacekeyfrommykeyboard!"
"I don't need a bodygua..."

[Jaden]

This is an acronym: TPLBTKATC
It stands for: The problem lies between the keyboard and the chair.

For DarkDragon: http://www.sunvv.com/english/article_339.html
One of your quotes was on that page. Sort of.

Something you dont want to hear during operation: "George! George! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

Or

"That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!"
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[DarkDragon]

For myself: Never tell a Navy Seal what he can’t do, he just might take you up on it.

For Ryu: To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'.

For Cursed Jinx: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

For Golder (in good humor): When French people swear, do they say pardon my English?

For QueenOfTheShadows: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye

For Raven: The Last Time People Listened To A Bush, They Wandered In The Desert For 40 Years.

For Crystaline Dragon: Earth: Mostly Harmless

For Valos: There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or tell your kids not to do it.

For Roadkill: It was difficult to code. So it damn well better be difficult to use.

For the Washington Dragonstars, the new Washington motto - Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

To those that have called me power-hungry war-monger: Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
-An Irish toast