Quotes and Sayings

Celtore · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 0:35 Post subject:

I was looking through some old posts on another forum when I found this. It's not funny, but it does make you think:

"...believing is having faith and having faith is having the strengh to believe even in the face of challenge."

Kind of applies to many aspects of life.
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Hyraxylos · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 3:47 Post subject:

That one makes me think of Airy and Shiari! lol *sigh* Good times, those were...

Here's one of my favorites from Calvin. The six-year-old I mean, not the religious guy.
"I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Celtore · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 10:00 Post subject:

Haha so true...

Kinda reminds me of this one I heard somewhere. I don't remember who said it.

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer!" (I actually think one of the exchange students in high school wrote this on a state-mandated exam...Not that he didn't know the answer. He just didn't feel like writing it out.)
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Cyborg Dragon · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 10:16 Post subject:

I hadn't heard these verbally, but they're dumb enough to be interesting, found them on a website collection of quotes

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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
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Hyraxylos · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 11:40 Post subject:

"More often than not, the movies gives us exquisite sex and wholesome violence that greatly underscores our values. Every two child did. I will."
--There's no excuse for not being able to guess who said this.
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Celtore · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 11:44 Post subject:

Officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not God!
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Hyraxylos · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 12:17 Post subject:

"Two wrongs make a right. Three, however, do not. Take your revenge one last time to even it all out while he's not looking."
--Hyraxylos

"There are many conspiracies in the shadows of this modern world, all seeking to overthrow one another. It's a conspiracy."
--Hyraxylos

"I'll make them all pay dearly. But first, a nap..."
--Hyraxylos

"Is it poisonous? Taste it just to make sure."
--Hyraxylos

"I don't fear death. Why should you?"
--Hyraxylos

"Hearing voices in your head is never a good thing. You can take it from me."
--Hyraxylos
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Celtore · Posted: Fri 15 Jun 2007 12:32 Post subject:

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