Quotes and Sayings

Samariyu · Shining Dragonstar Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 233

"It's best to let others think you're a fool than to open your mouth and prove it." -Einstein

"There's a place called Hell. Go to it!" -My sister.
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Hyraxylos · Posted: Tue 19 Jun 2007 16:13 Post subject:

Master just spouted this gem while I was watching America's Got Talent--it was one of those (many) singers who think they can sing well but... enough said.

"Wow, it sure is a tough crowd! Especially when you really really SUCK!!"
Still laughing while I type this.

ADDED POST (so that this double post will only count once)
My cats have some sort of allergies right now, and I'll assume that's why Kali said the strange thing that she did; I think it was a combination yawn and cough...

"WOOF!"
--Kali

Shock

Fortunately Weldon (other cat) wasn't around to hear it or she would have gotten in trouble. It's a serious heretical blasphemy for a CAT to utter such a filthy word!
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ace · Posted: Sun 24 Jun 2007 17:43 Post subject:

Here are some my aunt sent me. Some of them are on bumper stickers.

If you can't feed em, don't breed em!

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

The earth is full - Go home.

I have the body of a god - Buddha

Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

If we quite voting, will they all go away?

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Illiterate? Write for help.

Honk if anything falls off.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

He who hesitates not only is lost, but is miles from the next exit.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

You! Out of the gene pool - Now!

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.

(Seen upside down on a jeep)
If you can read this, please flip me back over...

Stop lights are timed for 35 mph
Also are timed for 70 mph

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?

Boldly going nowhere.

Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.

How many roads must a man travel dowm before he admits he is lost?

Grow your own dope - Plant a man

All men are animals; Some just make better pets.

lost and lonely dragon · Posted: Mon 25 Jun 2007 15:54 Post subject:

An answer to the road quote, 5, exactly 5. No more, No less, just 5.

Calm down, here have some coffee.

Recommended #of energy drinks per day, 1, #of energy drinks I just drank in this past hour, 4. Ahh crap, I think I might die tonight.
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Celtore · Posted: Mon 25 Jun 2007 16:13 Post subject:

Better not. My friend, Sheena, once drank about 9 energy drinks in one day, and she only got dizzy and nauseous. I wouldn't recommend drinking that many, though.

lost and lonely dragon · Posted: Mon 25 Jun 2007 16:20 Post subject:

I just won about 3O, I dont think I should have any more though. Cant, Stop, Twitching.
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Hyraxylos · Posted: Tue 26 Jun 2007 2:55 Post subject:

"I'm related to people I don't relate to."
--Calvin

"I just know that six years ago some nurse switched bassinets!"
--Calvin's Dad

"As I was walking up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
Guess why! *BURP*"
--Master, who sends his apologies to Hughes Mearns
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Celtore · Posted: Tue 26 Jun 2007 5:51 Post subject:

XD Your master is a(n almost) poet! LMAO! I didn't think he had it in him!

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