Quotes and Sayings

[carmillaB]

think of the future, live in the present. don't dwell on the past, but remember.

-Church Camp prayer/poem.

[harrypottertew]

my quote for my lifestyle is as follows,

"follow a unbeaten path taken by none other than yourself, for if you follow a beaten path you are just following a path already explored by someone else".
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forever shall i be a dragon friend even though i have not met one. forever let the dragons live free

[Hyraxylos]

"Don't worry, I'll protect you from getting yourself killed if I have to kill you myself to do so."
--a warrior I grouped with yesterday on WoW (we both got killed by demons five minutes later)

"This never would have happened when I was your age! You kids these days and your Millennium Items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial inseminations..."
--gramps, LittleKuriboh's "Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Movie"
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[Jenu]

This is the funniest qoute I've EVER heard, EVER!!

"You know, sports were invented by gay people *silence* No really! Imagine boxing, two guys, leaning against each other, in silk shorts, fighting for a purse..." <--Not exact, but close enough
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Did someone say Chocolate?????

[Hyraxylos]

"With this god there is no dialogue, hence there is no freedom. Because with this god, you obey or you perish, that’s the arrangement. Submit or be damned; on your knees or be tortured forever, you miserable sinner who’ll never be worthy enough and whose soul will never be pure enough, but God loves you anyway, you worthless piece of crap."
--Pat Condell interpreting the fundies
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[Solid]

Out of sheer boredom and it being 1 Am here and not being able to sleep I give you many many Quotes and Sayings. Have fun!

Here we go:

Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit !!!!!


Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth
and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Be of use, but don’t be used.

Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

One thing I can give and still keep: my word.

Adults are just kids with money.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

The worst kind of love is the one when you want someone but you know you can’t have them.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

I do not believe in fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in fate that falls on them unless they act.



Well there you go, feel free to add you own!
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Rest in Peace, Ronnie James Dio, from Mortal to God, Rest in Peace.(1942-2010)

[gcdm]

I am positive, i just do wanna right now. -gcdm
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I'm doing maintenance, and I'm still alive~

[carmillaB]

Clean very well the shrimp and cook. When it is ready, leave to get cold. Take the red onion and make tiny slice, cut the tomato in slice and squeeze the lemon with the orange. Mix ingredients with salt, pepper, and ketchup. Serve with white rice along. - Sharing Our Best cookbook

"Let us always meet eachother with a smile, for a smile is just the beginning." -anonymous

"Let your knowledge be a light unto the world, and the truth shall set you free." -anonymous

"Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again."
-Loisa May Alcott
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