Idiotic mail...

[Hyraxylos]

It's been awhile since I posted some funny content to this thread, hasn't it? This is now the second time that I've been solicited on YouTube, and this time it's a pyramid scheme. This isn't just any pyramid scheme however; I'm officially branding THIS one as the single stupidest pyramid scheme ever to have appeared anywhere. *triumphant music* I considered making a video about this and then posting a link here, but for some reason I'm still not quite able to go into full Hyraxylean Rant Mode (c) while looking at a camera, so maybe next time.

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb308/Scorpiochess/PyramidScheme.jpg

Admittedly this IS only part of the site, but the rest of it just goes on and on like that further down the page without changing tone or adding more detail. The sheer wrongness of this picture I've linked goes beyond jaw-dropping; I didn't even glance at it for a third of a second before Master blurted out "FAAAAKE!" in the back of my head. Are there any products that they're offering you? No. Are they offering to get you out of some sort of debt? No. No specifics, no details, the whole thing is all as vague and transparent as the subject of the sanity of the guy writing this post. The only thing that's clear is the main message: give us some money and later on we'll give you back MORE money.
Most pyramid schemes will try to make at least some half-assed effort to give you the idea that you're getting an actual PRODUCT for your money, but these people don't even do that much; they confess outright that you're just purchasing more money. And underneath where they ask for your email, phone number, address, favorite color, bank account PIN #, and spiritual True Name, they tell you that "We value your privacy! Your information will not be sold or shared with any 3rd party. You may opt-out at anytime." I searched and searched for more traces of legal info and turned out NOTHING--that's all there is! Just that stupid little statement that they won't go around selling your personal info to every shady-looking character they meet as if you're supposed to take their word for it. The stupid doesn't burn the eyes much more than this.

Edited: The picture is too big. Made a link instead. ~Namhias.
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[Hyraxylos]

This's something really weird my aunt got in her mail and forwarded it to me for the lulz. Names bleeped out...

[Rayadragon]

In regards to the actual email, I really, really hope that was fake too. Randomly out of the blue emailing someone about setting up a wedding? Seriously?

On the bad grammar/bio-chemist front though - you'd be surprized. Even though they're currently in Liverpool, they may not have grown up a native english speaker. Then the fun begins. We had one post doc in our lab who's english was terrible, but far worse is that he made no attempt to actually try to improve. It made discussions with him impossible.
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[Roark]

I love spam sometimes they just make you Moments ago I just read an email offering me a chicken dinner from KFC That made me randomly ask Auroara, "Do you think dragons like fried chicken?" She just looked at me as in did you really say that.
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[Daragon]

I HAVE to say this...

I got a spam mail today, that said I had subscribed to something called "OMGPOP"... It SAID "Daragon" O_O But I never subscribed to that crap... >.>'

And they wanted me to get me to "Support" them by sending 50 US dollars...WTH...I KNEW that this was crap...Or someone I knew did that to/for me...

If I find out who the HELL DID/SENT THAT, I'll tear them limb from limb!!!
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