You might be too caffeinated if...

[Celtore]

Are you sure you were over-caffeinated, or just high?




...jk

You might be too caffeinated if you've stayed up for 4 days and are surrounded by a mountain of soda cans and coffee cups...Then start wondering how you got there...

[Jenu]

The typical day of an over-caffineitated person...

You're at the store to buy more coffe. You had twelve full bags yesterday, newly bought, and now you're out today, and don't know when you drank all that coffee. You also have blurred remembrances of running accross that lake near your house about 5 times and not sinking at all. Anyway, you're at the store, and due to repeating yourself a lot, you go in the same line today as yesterday. You unload your cart, mostly more coffe, with a little box of crackers to keep you from becoming anorexic. The same cashier is there that was there the day before, and the day before, and the day before....and she starts to see a pattern. Warily, she checks out your box of crackers, then quickly grabs all your coffee and hides it. At that precise moment, you suddenly lose the minumum amount of caffeine needed in your bloodstream, scream at teh cashier, knock her out, take your coffee and rush out the door. A few minutes later you rush into your house, panting and gasping. (Who needs a car when you can reach 80 mph yourself?) You poor yourself a cup of coffee, then realize that after the ordeal with the cashier, you may as well take the whole bag. You have learned that at these times, it best to pour in a small amount of water, which makes caffineitated fudge, which sometimes resembles food, in some distant way that you can't remember. After eating a bowl or two of this caffineitated fudge, you realize that something in the world is not right. Mainly that your mind is suddenly comprehending 100 ideas at once while your clock ticks slower and slower. TODAY IS NOT THE DAY TO WAIT UNTIL 8 TO PICK UP YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN AN OLD CAR!! Today is the day to explain to her these great things! You rush out the door again. Clocking at about 85 mph, you reach your girlfriends house in a total of two minutes. When she sees you outside her house, she slams the door in your face. A minute later, she storms out, gets in her car, and drives to your house. After 2 minutes in stunned silence, you race to your house again, to find your girlfriend dumping all your coffee out in yard. *end of soon-to-be-tragic story.*
~Basically, everyone is desperate to keep you from your coffee.

Also, people seem to find many similarities between you and Hammy from Over the Hedge.

[Hyraxylos]

When you hallucinate that your parents have switched voices, and the voice inside your head has switched with that of one of your cats. (just a dream though, fortunately)
When you close your eyes in your room and find yourself on your driveway. (actually happened)
When you start up a threaded discussion on being too caffeinated. (also actually happened)
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[Jenu]

Also, when you realize that you have been flipping channels for the last 20 minutes and are unconsciously bouncing in your seat.
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Did someone say Chocolate?????

[Hyraxylos]

When you imagine that said seat yells at you to quit bouncing.
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[Jenu]

WHen you imagine that your sister is yelling at you to stop bouncing, and you wake up, to find that your sister AND your mom are yelling at you to stop bouncing.
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Did someone say Chocolate?????

[Icedheart]

I thought it would be fun to bring this back to life

When you rock unknowingly on your computer chair and spin round on it without knowing.

You drink so much Coffee you don't realise that you've been drinking tea the past couple of times that is mixed with hot chocolate and coffee. (yeah...don't ask )

When you think your name is being called, you reply "yeah?" and your friend or parents ask why your talking to yourself...
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Their enchanting voices.Cry to the crystal moon.As light of silver, descends with grace.The wolves prowl restlessly.Calling to each other.

[Samariyu]

You page yourself over the intercom without disguising your voice.
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