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Ragnarok
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| If there are three apples and you take two away how many do you have? |
The two you took
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| How many of each kind of animal did moses take on the ark? |
Moses didn't have an ark
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| Is it legal in the state of texas to marry your widow's sister? |
No, because you're dead. 
3 more right! 
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LEE
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well... Ragnarok wins the award for incomprehensibly smart at trick questions. (I stick out my tounge and give you the rassberries.  ) How dare you answer all my questions in one shot  
Q: If I have a pound of sand and a pound of feathers which one is hevier?
Ok-Ok... I'm getting bad at this 
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Hyraxylos
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A truck that has just stopped for gas has been averaging roughly 50 mph for... um dang. I forgot the rest of the question. But it contained a ton of other numbers and info and finally it asked "What is the truck's current velocity?"
The best part about this question was that it was on a TEST in one of my physics classes back in school!! 
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Rayadragon
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I hate the "where do you bury the survivors question." I was arguing with someone about this for 20 mintues one time, before someone else took pity on me and reminded me what survivors were...
Worse is that when I saw the "does London have a 4th of July" question, my thought was No, since dates and such are a function of time/the calender/etc, so a "city" in the strictest sense of the world doesn't have one.
A pound of sand and a pound of feathers weigh the same, but apparently a pound of feathers and a pound of gold do not. At least according to one of my lab mates anyway.
One that I remember (although it doesn't work here, for the same reason the stamps and "incorrectly" ones don't work well), there's one where you ask a person a series of questions that have answers that end in -ost. (If a dead person comes back as a spirit, what is it = ghost, If you have more of something than everyone else, you have the = most, etc.). At the end you ask "What do you put in a toaster?" and hope they're not paying attention.
This one works a bit better.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
All the animals in Africa went to a meeting except one. Who was it and why?
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Namhias
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| A pound of feathers and a pound of gold weigh the same, only the volume is different. |
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Rayadragon
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Ragnarok
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| How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? |
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
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| How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? |
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door.
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| All the animals in Africa went to a meeting except one. Who was it and why? |
The giraffe, since it's in the refrigerator.
The fourth question in this series, is:
You come to a wide crocodile-occupied river, have no boat, and there is no other way across. How do you cross the river without being eaten?
(And no, I didn't look it up. This one I knew already. :P )
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Hyraxylos
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Actually the crocs are attending the meeting. Just cross the river and get the DELICIOUS CAKE YOU MUST EAT IT omnomnomnomnom...
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