Evil meter

[Serenity]

I'm so evil that I told Santa that dragonflame had been a good kid this year... Santa died laughing.
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Blessings

[SkieFireYokana]

I'm so evil that I stole Santa and marked all the Naughty kids as Nice and then sent a ransom note to the ones that were really Nice, stating that because they were too naughty this year Santa committed suicide and I was his second in command, holding the toys of the entire world for ransom. If they didn't each send me their parent's bank account numbers, I wouldn't send the world its gifts. They all did, but I'm so evil I burned the gifts and told everyone that someone in their neighborhood didn't send their parent's bank account numbers. Meanwhile, the naughty kids marked nice got everything they asked for, causing a nuclear world war--after all, Kim Jong Il is one of those people, and so is George W. Bush, and all those other people that asked for WMDs. :3 Meanwhile, nobody bombs the North Pole. Oh, and Santa? He's earning minimum wage in Mexico now.

THAT'S how evil I am.
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Happy Fourth of July everybody! The funniest thing about this signature is that I wrote it on the fourth of July, 2010, and it's probably going to be here for several months.

[Jasriella]

I'm so evil that I negate my evilness and end up just neutral.
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I am trapped between heaven and hell. My wings carry me upon the winds. Above lies heaven, below hell. Yet I must land in hell to soar in heaven. I am a Dragon!

[dragonflame]

I'm so evil I dare to argue with admins when playing games
(I can't believe those guys tolerate me XD, I'm quick to give my opinion on stuff)
((^ I'm talking about situations where something is actually done wrong, what you are thinking now is that I'm one of those kids that points and yells, I'm not ))
(((of course I will never ever even want to dare to do that on SDB :3)))

[dragonclaw]

I'm so evil that i ride around on dark nights looking for lone gardern statues to take to make a massive statue that i will role from when i'm king, Moohahahaha, with my evil cow lol (I think this is what is ment by this game lol)

[the dragon of eternity]

im so evil i didnt recycle a bottle

and i was right next to a recycling bin

and I threw it

at an old lady

and she fell

on a baby

in the street

in front of a moving car

on christmas

twice
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you can only run so far.you can only hide so long.you can only cry so much.you can only scream so loud. but you can fight for as long as you need

[SkieFireYokana]

She fell in front of a moving car twice? Did she bounce and land in front of another? :P

I'm so evil, that I consider the above to have been an act of GOOD WILL.
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Happy Fourth of July everybody! The funniest thing about this signature is that I wrote it on the fourth of July, 2010, and it's probably going to be here for several months.

[the dragon of eternity]

im so evil that the old lady sewed me so i stole the judges hammer thingy and started beating on the jury unless they found me innocent.then i threw a granade.at a baby.

on crismas

thrice
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you can only run so far.you can only hide so long.you can only cry so much.you can only scream so loud. but you can fight for as long as you need