Evil meter

[Ravenheart]

i am evil... but zombies do not appeal to me...

Face my army of rabid kittens!

MWUHAHAHA.







That is all.
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â–  Inquisitor Lavellan â– 

~You're like Rembrandt with a grenade.

[kimodragon]

Giving something that is so soft and cute and cuddly and brings happiness and good feelings to many, rabies!? That is truly dark Ravenheart. But truly evil is having them carry fleas that carry the Black Plauge. And both the cats and fleas bite the people that dare to cuddle the cute kittens. They need to be cured but no one can or wants to get near them. (No evil laughter. Just a sinister, smug, smile)
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[musKeter]

lloll if i start making something evil it will be so huge that the evil will be insignificant to the word HORROR or just plain DEVIL
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Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again

[kimodragon]

Like what?
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From you I receive to you I give
Together we share
For this we live

[musKeter]

Ok you asked for it, you all shall face the dark side of my imagination now, this text is not for the feint of heart

I would shatter every dream ever made for any being on this planet,

I would kill every ounce of hope; I would end the happiness and turn it into sadness,

I would pillage every village and city to kill thousands of men, women and children, only so i could burn them all to ashes

I would pollute the planets seas to the point of not sustaining life, I would cut down the forests, and made them all into toothpicks and then after I piled them up I would burn it all.

I would make Volcanoes erupt, lay waste to continents, sent a 100 kiloton nuclear bomb all over the globe. I would exterminate Life itself, in other words i would make our planet into a floating rock without seas, life or air

I would intentionally destroy the ozone layer by polluting it with all the smoke, ash or gasses that would make an even great ozone layer hole so i could enjoy the sight of burning flesh on the people of this world.

I would set loose the long forgotten diseases lay rampage on the population, I would infect all the plants with some virus so they could not bear fruit of any other kind of eatable substance, and to top it all of I would make every animal whenever it’s a beast, bird ,reptile or fish come under some disease so they can’t be used to feed the population

now tell me this isn't Evil

ofc if this is inappropriate I'll erase :P

and btw rabid kitten army is soo cool i would love to be killed by them muahah
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Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again

[Serenity]

Psh...your ways are much to cliche, musKeter. That's mere child's play..

I'm so evil, that if you do something against someone's will, I'll strap you to a chair, tape your eyes open and make you watch non stop Barbie and My Little Pony movie marathons over and over and over again while listening to the noise of forks and knives scrapping the surface of a glass dish.
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Blessings

[musKeter]

uf that hurts just reading dam your Evil

I meant it that way btw Serenity wanted to see how you all would react
hats off
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Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again

[Moonclaw]

I'm so evil that I applaud Serenity's torture technique and add Barney to the movie marathon list!!! (Barney is worse )
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you... but first, they must catch you! -Watership Down