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Rayadragon
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Classic!!!
I remember there being some in Xenosaga 3 that made me laugh outloud, but now I can't remember any of them ;_;
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Namhias
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The marines in Halo 3 have a couple of very funny quotes. Also, the story mode in Halo 2 provide some pretty funny remarks when the difficulty setting is set to Legendary.  |
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Drakhaon
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God of War:
*Kratos grabs the captain of the boat and keeps him from falling down the dead Hydra's throat*
Captain: Thank the gods you came back for me!
Kratos: I didn't come back for you!
*Kratos then takes the key from the captain and drops him down the Hydra's throat*
God of War II:
Captain from before: *after being summoned by the Barbarian King, he spots Kratos* No! Not you again!
I love these games! 
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Solid
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I know a few warcaft 3 ones. They say these when you click the over and over.
Orcs
Orc Peon: Stop CLICKING ME!!!!!!
Ocr Solider: Why dont you run army instead of poking me!
Orc Solider: Oh, I like that.
Humans
Human Villager: We found a witch may we burn her?
Human maksman: DONT...TOUCH...MY...BOOMSTICK!
Human villager: Well you the...well I didn't vote for you.
Night elf
Elf 1: I'm not in season!
Cant remeber any others. But these are good I think.
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Fenris
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I know a few warcaft 3 ones. They say these when you click the over and over.
Orcs
Orc Peon: Stop CLICKING ME!!!!!!
Ocr Solider: Why dont you run army instead of poking me!
Orc Solider: Oh, I like that.
Humans
Human Villager: We found a witch may we burn her?
Human maksman: DONT...TOUCH...MY...BOOMSTICK!
Human villager: Well you the...well I didn't vote for you.
Night elf
Elf 1: I'm not in season!
Cant remeber any others. But these are good I think. |
dwarf marksman actually says: THIS.....IS.....MY.....BOOM STICK,
Also: I shot the sheriff, the deputy, and his wee little dog TOO.
Night Elf Dryad: I've lost sight of the enemy. I know I'll try my human call, ehem, I AM SO TOTALLY WASTED.
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Solid
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Oh well whatever...
I haven't played Warcraft 3...in about three years...
Eh...lets see what else...
"I feel asleep." -Metal Gear
If I looked as good as you, I could be running a different kind of business, heh heh"- Poe salesman from OOT.
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Rayadragon
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I've been playing Shadow Hears:Covenant on and off, and there was this one scene I particularly loved The characters were in this wine cellar trying to find some kindnapped children. After they'd gone in a ways, one stopped and said "There's something odd about the atmosphere (or something like that)." The main character's response was, "Yes, it's dry with overtones of peach and raspberries with a mellow oak finish (or some other wine-tasting jargon)." Best part was all the rest of the characters looking sideways at him like he lost his mind.
Actually, the whole game is pretty good for snarky/sarcastic humor.
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"Detheroc used his telepathy to enslave a top-ranking human warlord. I believe his name was Garabon or Gilithos or something--human names all sound the same to me." --Dreadlord Varimathras, Warcraft 3
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