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[Roark]

Okay this is the thread you share comical stories and events. Should be fun okay here's I go.

I was rubbishing around in the kitchen and picked up a bottle of Lysol the kind that gets rid of Mold and such. Because I had black mold on the window ledges. As I sprayed it I noticed something very peculiar on the back. Now I'm sure this was a technical error but I started cracking up. Right under where it was telling you about don't do this don't do that with it. It had...Ready?

Nutritional Facts You cannot make this up.

How you miss something like that I don't know. I guess the packager wasn't paying attention. Still funny as can be. Imagine the fool that gets that bottle.
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[Hyraxylos]

I've seen bottled water that had "Nutrition Facts" on it and the numbers on the table were NOT straight zeros. I never drank that brand again.

Yesterday afternoon I spent about one hour looking for my glasses while wearing them. Similar incidents have happened regarding my braces (back when I still had them), my watch (lost count of the # of times there), my wallet (twice), and a book that I was holding while looking for it. *crawls under a rock* >.<
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[Ravenheart]

When making a coffee i tried to put the kettle in the fridge
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[wolfhalo]

I put my shoes in the fridge once, I spent agers looking for them , they were a bit cold when I found them .My grandma has put the phone in its holder upside down, and not noticed till she went to answer it .
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[Solid]

I've held a 1 hour long conversation over the phone not realizing that I was holding it upside down the entire time....

Then on a different day, I was talking to a friend and trying to pour some iced tea...well I put the phone in the fridge and a the jug of tea by the charger...
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[Ravenheart]

What is it with people and friedges? thats three of us getting confused with what we put in the fridge.....

FOOD people, FOOD. Not kettles, shoes, and not even phones : o
FOOD
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[Binky]

[Rayadragon]

Sadly, two different random stories came to mind.

I have no idea why the lysol one reminded me of this, but one time in my qualitative chemistry class (so what the chemical is, not how much of it there is for those who aren't sure), and for our final exam we were given a random compound and determine what it was. For both "halves" of the compound, it came up as the first test, so silver nitrate. I left, after repeating the experiment 3 times, convinced it couldn't be that easy, and couldn't for the life of me remember why that sounded so familar. Unfortunatly, I figured it out when I was getting lunch. Silver nitrate turns dark when exposed to sunlight, and our teacher never made us wear gloves. My hands looked like a reverse dalmation. It took days to wear off, and I can't for the life of me figure out how I got that much on me.

As for coffee pots in the wrong place... shortly after my advisor got the new swanky espresso maker (and turned me into a coffee adict) I was trying to make a cup (push the button, it brews a cup up for you) and I was a bit tired and not paying attention. I forgot to take the lid off of my travel cup, and figured out my negligence when the coffee started coming out of the maker (with no way to stop it).
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