Corrupt a wish game.

[Roark]

Granted you hire a time manager, but he leaves you with an hour of time to yourself a day.
I wish fast food places would stop deep frying everything.
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The blood of that which you beleive run deep within, if you feel this then there is no need to doubt.

[dragonflame]

Granted, your serving options are now limited to 'raw' or 'still moving'

I wish I were better at my work.

[Moonclaw]

Granted, you're so good now that everyone else feels inferior and shuns you.

I wish for world peace.
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you... but first, they must catch you! -Watership Down

[musKeter]

granted, everyone dies because of world war 3 (nukes) = world's at peace

I wish I knew an answer if year 2012 is really an ending to us all
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Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again

[dragonflame]

Granted. The answer is yes.
(For serious: The calendar probably ends in 2012 because the Mayans were lazy... XD this is just like Y2K etc. -> FAKE)

I wish I could read people's mind in a single glance.

[Moonclaw]

Granted, you now know the dark secrets of every human's mind and ruin your sanity.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you... but first, they must catch you! -Watership Down

[Namhias]

Granted! You can now breathe underwater. Unfortunately, you forgot to think of the risks and get the bends.

I wish I had a better memory.

[kimodragon]

Granted. But the memories are not yours. They belong to an inmate that is sitting on death row awaiting execution.

I wish that I could find my next new thing.
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From you I receive to you I give
Together we share
For this we live